Screw The Psuedonyms

Psuedonyms are silly. They take too long. Fuck 'em. I'm not going to bother. Also... I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND! :P


Wow... I didn't think I'd HAVE a boyfriend to say that about... EVER! :D Not that I'm complaining in the least!






























































































































Orange is a colour... and a fruit....







































*poke*

Death To Preps.

Yes, I wished death upon all preppy people.
... Get the hell over it.
As any damn moron can gather, I'm not too happy at the moment.
In fact, I am uncertain as to whether I'm pissed off, sad, frustrated or hurt. Perhaps a sick medley of the four. So yeah, life's a bitch. And none of this has anything to do with preppy people. And I shouldn't really say death to preppy people! Kella is a prep of sorts, just not a bitchy one (Kella is a pseudonym, remember). So, just death to bitchy preps... to bitches in general. But no, without them, we'd never appreciate those we care for. AH, JUST GO TO A GODDAMN PARTY OR WHERE EVER YOU GO TO 'HANG' WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND LEAVE ME IN MY WIERDO-NERD-GOTHY-PUNK-BITCH-RANDOM-METALHEADNESS! It's better for everyone if I just fade into the background. Just... yeah...










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I truly and sincerely apologise for the emo-like nature of this post. Anyone who currently feels like rolling their eyes at my TEMPORARY emoness can go shove a stick up their pompous arse. Everyone has bad days, and my right to freedom of speech allows me to bitch about my bad day on a blog, if you don't like it, suck a fuck.

Pseudonym Time!

Okay, so for the purpose of protecting my own and my friends' privacies when I talk about them here, I'm giving everyone (myself included) a pseudonym. This post will explain each person.

Alexia- me
So yeah, that's pretty self explanatory.

Kyle- little brother.
In case you don't quite understand the concept of a pseudonym, these aren't our real names, their fakes for privacy purposes. 'Kyle' is 13, and an utter pain in the arse, but you get that.

Aaron- youngest brother.
10 years old. Bit of a 'problem child' and annoying as hell, but a good kid nonetheless.

Kella- Best friend #1.
One of my best friends. Like a sister to me. We're very different people, though. She was my first friend in highschool, and originally the only person who bothered to talk to me.

Kirra- Best friend #2.
Another one of my best friends, unlike Kella, Kirra's personality is almost as dark as my own. She loves anime and is an exceptional artist. Her boyfriend is 'Mitch' (which is further down the list).

Sloan- Best friend #3.
One of my closest friends. Shares my love for metal and black. Acts like a douchebag all the time, but is just as intelligent as the rest of us nerds.

Darcy- Best friend #4.
Final person of my 'inner circle' who I will mention online. Is obsessed with ninjas. Listens to metal. Strong values on the matter of values and honour.

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They're the main people I'll be mentioning. Any other people will be explained as they come up. Remember, these are pseudonyms, not people's actual names.

Hello...
... I pretty much hate school. Get up early... Get ready for school... Get on bus... Ignore stream of insults... read... read in tute... go to class --math-- boring... stare absently out window... write a story... teacher asks me some stupid equation... I answer correctly... I roll eyes... return to window-gazing... siren wail... corrdiors... fight through crowds... find next classroom... sit down... shoot comebacks at those who insult me... do work... hand in assignment... listen to teacher's drivvel about how good my mark will be... nod when it seems appropriate...
And so the day goes on. I just thought I'd tell you how boring school can be. But also fun. Sometimes. So yeah...

... Stuff ...

Before I go, I'd just like to warn you about zombie cabbages: they're coming. They will wait until your parents force them down your throats claiming they're healthy, then they'll eat your insides out. Starting from the stomach. Hydrochloric acid will not kill them. Nor will any other substance found in gastric acid. I guess hydroflouric acid might work, but if it contacts your skin you'll die. Our science teacher so casually informed us of this today. No matter what, you will die if it touches your skin. How positively pleasant. Oh, and if you can't see the sarcasm dripping from that statement, I believe I will have no choice but to kill you. Death can be a beautiful masterpiece. Your mangled corpse, the canvas; my knife, the brush; your blood, the paint; me?? The artist. ANYWAY! Just remember what I said about zombie cabbages. They will arrive.

--Note that I may not have been quite normal (as far as I'm concerned) at the time I wrote this, so if it's irritating random crap, I take no fault. Nor do I give a damn.

SANITARIUMS FILLED WITH RABID MONKEYS!

Now that I have your attention, I have to tell you something important...














Vital to the well-being of humanity...







































So drastically important!


























































































"Hi."















Haha, had you going there, didn't I? *listens for answer* No?..... fine then... BITE ME! AAARRRGH! NOT LITERALLY! DOWN! SIT! BAD BLOG READER!

Farout, you should know that the only person who I'm going to let bite me is a vampire... which DON'T EXIST! So there... *pokes out tongue*

Free at last!

Finally! I have resigned! No more crappy workplace conditions! YAY! Also, tell me this: How was the first form of communication created when no prior forms of communication existed with which to convey the meaning of new words/symbols/images/sounds? Seriously, I'd like some one to find me a logical answer that does NOT involve religion. Sorry to all that are, but I'm not religious in any way whatsoever.

Scum

Hey, guess what?!?!?!?!?! I'm not (as) hyper today!!!!!
actually, I'm not hyper at all...

I'm really quite bored....

Why is the world full of scum?

Why is it that scum are parasites feeding off of decent people?

I think we should exterminate scum.

What do you think?

Slow and painful torture of scum?

Wild massacre of all of scum at once?

What is scum???

Scum is:

• People who scab money off of others and never repay them
• People who backstab
• People who pretend to be your friend in order to get waht they want
• People who agree with everything you say to get on your 'good' side
• People who only socialise with 'populars'
• Green biological matter in your pond.
• Filmy layer of extraneous matter or impurities that rises to, or is formed on, the surface of a liquid
• Worthless backstabbing liars who think only of themselves
• All of the above.