Hello...
... I pretty much hate school. Get up early... Get ready for school... Get on bus... Ignore stream of insults... read... read in tute... go to class --math-- boring... stare absently out window... write a story... teacher asks me some stupid equation... I answer correctly... I roll eyes... return to window-gazing... siren wail... corrdiors... fight through crowds... find next classroom... sit down... shoot comebacks at those who insult me... do work... hand in assignment... listen to teacher's drivvel about how good my mark will be... nod when it seems appropriate...
And so the day goes on. I just thought I'd tell you how boring school can be. But also fun. Sometimes. So yeah...

... Stuff ...

Before I go, I'd just like to warn you about zombie cabbages: they're coming. They will wait until your parents force them down your throats claiming they're healthy, then they'll eat your insides out. Starting from the stomach. Hydrochloric acid will not kill them. Nor will any other substance found in gastric acid. I guess hydroflouric acid might work, but if it contacts your skin you'll die. Our science teacher so casually informed us of this today. No matter what, you will die if it touches your skin. How positively pleasant. Oh, and if you can't see the sarcasm dripping from that statement, I believe I will have no choice but to kill you. Death can be a beautiful masterpiece. Your mangled corpse, the canvas; my knife, the brush; your blood, the paint; me?? The artist. ANYWAY! Just remember what I said about zombie cabbages. They will arrive.

--Note that I may not have been quite normal (as far as I'm concerned) at the time I wrote this, so if it's irritating random crap, I take no fault. Nor do I give a damn.

SANITARIUMS FILLED WITH RABID MONKEYS!

Now that I have your attention, I have to tell you something important...














Vital to the well-being of humanity...







































So drastically important!


























































































"Hi."















Haha, had you going there, didn't I? *listens for answer* No?..... fine then... BITE ME! AAARRRGH! NOT LITERALLY! DOWN! SIT! BAD BLOG READER!

Farout, you should know that the only person who I'm going to let bite me is a vampire... which DON'T EXIST! So there... *pokes out tongue*

Free at last!

Finally! I have resigned! No more crappy workplace conditions! YAY! Also, tell me this: How was the first form of communication created when no prior forms of communication existed with which to convey the meaning of new words/symbols/images/sounds? Seriously, I'd like some one to find me a logical answer that does NOT involve religion. Sorry to all that are, but I'm not religious in any way whatsoever.

Scum

Hey, guess what?!?!?!?!?! I'm not (as) hyper today!!!!!
actually, I'm not hyper at all...

I'm really quite bored....

Why is the world full of scum?

Why is it that scum are parasites feeding off of decent people?

I think we should exterminate scum.

What do you think?

Slow and painful torture of scum?

Wild massacre of all of scum at once?

What is scum???

Scum is:

• People who scab money off of others and never repay them
• People who backstab
• People who pretend to be your friend in order to get waht they want
• People who agree with everything you say to get on your 'good' side
• People who only socialise with 'populars'
• Green biological matter in your pond.
• Filmy layer of extraneous matter or impurities that rises to, or is formed on, the surface of a liquid
• Worthless backstabbing liars who think only of themselves
• All of the above.

I so bored!

Why hello, aliens and beetles.
Why the fuck did I just say that? Please disregard that... I'm a little psycho today. More than usual. In fact don't be at all surprised if midsentence I write something like ORTHOPAEDIC SPRINGS!!! and then continue on as if I never wrote it. I don't know why I do this, perhaps simply because I find it amusing. Amusing imagining TURKEYS your faces when you look all PEANUTS confused. So anyway, I have SANTA a plan, I am going to KILL stop writing and then you will all DIE get some peace.
But what if I don't want to?
Shutup, I told you you can't talk in blogs you stupid-
HEY! I'm supposed to be the evil one here bitch!
Yeah... well... I'm slowly losing hope on all the 'peace' and 'love' stuff...
*smirks* about time you admitted I'm right.
NO!!!!! PEACE FOR EVERYONE!!!
When hell freezes over.
It will NEVER freeze over!
Then there will be no peace.
There will! There must be!
Just admit it... it's never gonna happen.
But we all have purity within our souls!
No, no we don't. Exhibit a) me.
...
Exactly!
Well, you're the exception.
But I am a part of you, so evil is a part of you.
OH NO!!!! NOOOOO!! I will make you good!
Pffft! Good luck with that.
I'm not going to win, am I?
You never do. Evil always prevails in this mind.
This must be a pretty sucky mind then.
I love it in here!
You would.
And I'm proud to say it.
...
Your silence says a million words.
Why do you always have the last word?
Because I'm the dominant voice. I rule this mind!!!
Why me?
Because I needed someone to annoy.

Oh well, now the other two alter-egos are fighting... AGAIN!! Nuetrality is left to pick up the pieces. Oh well... you know, life would be simple if good and evil were as emotionless as me...
But then we'd be boring.
I agree.
... You do what now?
I agree.
You concur?
Yep.
*jaw drop* Wow...

NOW I MUST END THIS MADNESS! YES, FINALLY I HAVE ROPED ALL THREE ALTEREGOS TOGETHER!!! I AM ALMOST SANE!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE THIS. I MUST BE VERY BORED. ANYWAY... YOU ALL PROBABLY THINK I'M NUTS, AND I MUST SAY, I CONCUR!!!!